The Place No One Wants To Go | |||||||||||||||||
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Hi! My name is Rachel Barone. I live in the boring town of Coffeyville, Kansas. I'm 14 years old and am in the 9th grade. Ok like you really care. I just got bored one day and decided to make a website. Here it is. Hope ya like it and if you don't, well then, you don't have to come back. Enjoy! | ||||||||||||||||
| A Poem | |||||||||||||||||
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This is a poem I wrote with my friend Vidhya Reddy. Sorry if it sucks. The Snow I hear the snow and Its callin' on me I hear the snow and Its fallin' on me I hear the snow and Its really hard to see While I was looking a dog Peed on me! Damn bitch! Thank you! Thank you! | ||||||||||||||||
| What to do when you're bored | |||||||||||||||||
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Try them all and then e-mail me with the results! *skin a cat *eat a relish and butter sandwitch *hop up and down on one leg and pretend you're a chicken *yell "I'm bored" to the nearest tree *write a novel, such as the inspirational works of Dr. Suess *confuse your fan (make it go back and forth really fast) *become a pink-toed-feather pheasant *look up naughty words in the dictionary (hee hee hee) *poke little holes in your wall *write a newspaper for your block *become a necrophilac *surf the net *look at old brochoures *draw *pick your nose and then eat it *see how much you can mess up your hair with a pair of scissors *take lame pictures of your toes *splatter paint all over your mom and your little sister or brother *see how many times you can pick up a box without getting tired *see how much you can mess up your friends hair with a pair of scissors *see how many times you can open and shut your door without the hinges falling off (don't forgoet to count) *run a 10 k *see how many licks it takes to get to the center of the tootsie roll pop (crunch!) *shave your cat *see how weird you can laugh (record and compare with your friends) *eat a garden snake *sew yourself into a sack *chat *pickle yams *club a baby seal (one that isn't endangered) *chop down a tree and lie about it. You'll be a regular George Washington *see how far you can spit cherry pits *play mean jokes on people *try out for a play *be bitter about everything that ever happened to you *see how many Pepsis you can drink without tossing your cookies *make weird noises and scare your neighbors *harass people *try to wreck the family car--you'll lose everyone's respect! *weld a chair *sleep on a block of ice *take some of daddy's "secrect" beer *go over to your friends house and get used for child labor *pick bag worms *see if a condom really works *see if you can get a whole rubber glove over you head--don't keep it there too long *learn to crochet *go to a movie *star in your own movie *climb Mt. Everest *see how many times you can get away with slapping your teacher *do all the "get rich quick" schemes *e-mail me! *urinate on yourself *walk to your crushes house *give me money *go to the links I have posted *invent new chat faces *cut up all your school books and see if you really do have to pay for replacements *buy Barney lip balm *make your own bored list *eat dog food *lick yourself like a cat *scare your friends *sleep on a pea to see if it really does make a difference *listen to x-mas music in Aug. *form a band *steal a bike *paint your brother's bike pink--go all out and add a basket *see how many "free kisses" you can get with pop tabs *see how many times you can say figaro *practice sneezing *see what the F1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14 and 15 buttons on your comp do *kiss an owl *delete a disk drive *show your comp you care and give it a big ol' smackaroo *tickle your iguana *serenade your koala *stick food particles in between your braces or teeth and say "do I have anything in my teeth/braces?" *"accedentally" let the tiger out at the zoo *read a cheesy romance novel *pretend you are a cheesy poof and try to get eaten *rent dumb and dumber *become a taxidermist | ||||||||||||||||
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